santa jokes for adults

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!

Santa: What is first aid?
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!

Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?
Banta: That's cool!
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!

Santa: What's green and has wheels?
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!

Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!

T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.
Santa: Aa Lo Ji.
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!